Thursday, June 25, 2009

Real Real Gone


This one's for Farrah Fawcett, who had the horrible misfortune to have passed away the same day as the King of Pop today. Once an angel, she is practically forgotten amidst the eulogies and faux crocodile tears for a freak with a penchant for wanting to be white and live without a nose. Ah, the indignity of it all. Pubescent boys once hung the famous Farrah poster on their walls, and fantasized. Pre-pubescent boys got candy in between the sheets with Jacko, who lived his fantasies.

Trust me, there will be more on this one...

1 comment:

Davaudian said...

She looks so much like my little sister, that I thought I had dibs on her.