Friday, July 17, 2009

WHAT MATTERS MOST



Arthur (King of Goats) had a little veterinary “procedure” today and was slipped a Mickey. He tried to pull out of it faster than he should have. The wonky legs were wobblier than usual. His mom was concerned-- gave him a bunch of that unconditional love. It works both ways, you know.

Monday, July 13, 2009

L.A. interlude




Knock-knock.

"Who's there?"

Armageddon.

"Armageddon who?"

Armageddon the fuck out of L.A.

(The Mortal Jivester)




The above "poster" for an imagined movie was created in response to something the Jivester sent me regarding what was and might be again, but it ain't right now. Cryptic? Yes, but it all makes sense in the context of our individual and collective memories of Griffith Park and what a careless cigarette did to over 800 acres of it. There are so many apocalyptic visions of the end of the world beginning and ending in the City of Angels so as to render most of them (beyond Nathaniel West) redundant. Many of them revolve around wishing and vengeance. The reference to Celine and Buk is not just surreal blather. Lady Death hires Nick Belaine to find Celine in Bukowski's "Pulp." And then, there's Don Henley admonishing us for thinking we can go back. You can't go back. You can never go back. Enjoy the weenie-roast. The soundtrack will be coming out shortly after the movie's release.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Quitting as a Higher Calling



Palin plans to push national agenda

Mark Thiessen
The Associated Press

Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a "higher calling"...

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I promised myself I wouldn't make any more political comments... and I'm not, technically. In this case, I am neither reporting nor commenting on the news-- just quoting it, verbatim. I couldn't make this shit up. And yet, there are some folks out there who are buying into this. Amazing!

A Hero of Circumstance

Up until last week, I had only recently read the name A.J. Liebling in the New York Times Book Review. He didn't look like he could be all that interesting, what with his egg-shaped head, thick glasses and subversive looking glare. He looked like he might have known Ethel and Julius, or worse, Goering. I skimmed the review and saw he had something to do with the New Yorker. Last week, I got an email in response to one I sent out to the director of a Latino outreach program in Salem, (Oregon). He quoted Mr. Liebling without knowing his name, but rather having heard the quote in the context of a journalism class, spoken by his teacher.

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one."

The quote was sent as a matter of consolation and I felt compelled find out who said it.

A.J. Liebling
Mr. Liebling also said, "I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy" and "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." For the record, Mr. Liebling was a celebrated war correspondent during World War II and, among other accomplishments, coined the phrase, "Second City" for Chicago.

But his words on the press and its dubious function (not to report the news, but to make money) were particularly satisfying to me.

For the few of you that follow this blog at all know that last month, I posted a link to the first of a two-part article I wrote for a Salem "News, Art and Entertainment" monthly. I will not post a link to the second part. The publication, which will remain unnamed here, needed to edit my article. I cannot blame them for that. That is their job. What I submitted was about 1200 more words than they ended up printing. What I do blame them for is the shoddy way it was edited. Employing a Cuisinart to do the job would have made the finished result more coherent than what they came up with. The piece is choppy and seems, for all the world, or at least Salem, to conclude it was written by a functioning illiterate. As bad a job as was done--and it is very bad, indeed, I could almost excuse it, were it not for the fact that I was lied to. My experience with the first part of the article taught me to ask to see the edited draft before publication. The editor emailed it to me. As I say, the choppy, lack of flow was only too obvious. I was prepared to live with that. But the way my phrases and facts were arbitrarily changed and convoluted so as to create statements that were misleading at the very least and blatantly untrue at its worst, was beyond what I considered acceptable. I went through the edited text and made corrections and suggested changes to restore the accuracy and aid in bringing back a minimum of credibility to the article. I emailed it to the editor and he responded by assuring me that he "took another look at the article and incorporated all of your suggestions."

I wrote back, thanking him and waited patiently for publication.

I saw the online article first. Only two of the seventeen corrections and changes I noted had been made. I was fuming. The next day, I picked up a printed copy and found that none of the changes had been made-- not even the two that had been incorporated into the online version made their way into print.

Lorenzo Garcia Ceja -- at large


One of the more blatant examples appears right at the top of the article, where I recounted the murder on May 26 of Montez Bailey of Salem, who was shot in the head once, along with two friends who were also shot, but not fatally, by Lorenzo Garcia Ceja. In my original draft, I wrote that, "Three days after the shooting, Salem Police Department's SWAT Team raided the Ceja home, in the Northgate neighborhood. Lorenzo wasn't there. He hadn't gone back home after the shooting. As of this writing, he remains at large.

The edited (printed) version states that "A SWAT team raid of his family's homer turned up little. As of this printing, he remains at large."

I wrote to the editor saying that the SWAT Team turned up NOTHING! This is not an issue of discovery by degrees. There is no shade of gray here. Either the police found the shooter or they didn't. What could be inferred by finding "little?" Did the police find Lorenzo's dirty clothes? An overdue book from the library? Pray tell, a bullet? No! They found nothing!

The editor changed it on the online version to read, "A SWAT team raid of his family's home turned up no clues to his whereabouts."

Better, but still misleading. What did they turn up? I don't know and neither does the editor.

In the original draft, I wrote that, in contrast to Salem's Statesman Journal, the Los Angeles Times would never have so much as mentioned the shooting, let alone make it the banner headline story for three days running."

That statement became, "In Los Angeles, the daily paper would barely have noted the incident."

Huh?

Never mind that they shied away from mentioning the name of Los Angeles' only metropolitan newspaper, they changed "never" to "barely," completely changing the meaning of the statement.

I won't bore you with all the changes, but I can't discuss this issue without mentioning the last and best editorial faux pas. The second half of this two-part article was ostensibly concerned with "strategies and solutions." Toward the conclusion, I wrote about Salem taking advantage of research and resulting proposed strategic programs being implemented in other cities, like Los Angeles and Chicago.

"Clearly, one of the most cost-effective ways for Salem to reduce gang activity is to access the fruits of these programs and others that are already in place. It is of no small consolation in knowing we are not alone. If we don't avail ourselves of common experiences and resulting programs and strategies we ensure the destructive growth of the gang culture."

This statement was edited to, "One of the most cost-effective ways for Salem to reduce gang activity is to access the fruits of the cities that have dealt with gang violence before, but it requires a change in mindset."

What? Is it me, or does accessing the fruit of the cities sound like a definite un-politically correct call to action by Salem's Gay Coalition? I mean, I understand the need for cutting copy, but deleting all sense at the same time seems kind of self-defeating.

Those who know me know that I take the issue of gang violence very seriously. I spent a lot of time in Los Angeles working to reduce it. It was with this level of serious commitment I took on this writing assignment. I am not only discouraged by the utter lack of professionalism shown by the paper, but its complete disregard of not only the writers they employ, but its readers as well. Ergo, Mr. Liebling's words.

This may be the end of a very brief career in journalism. It is also the end of my taking anything in the paper in question seriously. Discretion should be telling me I should not bite the hand that feeds me, because although they only pay 10¢ a word, it is still better than nothing.

I'm betting on this not being read by the prevailing party.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Life is just...

Yesterday, I picked, cleaned and pitted some cherries from one of our trees. I found myself getting greedy and tried to reach the ones on the higher branches. The sun was high in a cloudless sky and felt damned good on my back. I filled a bucket and wanted more. I thought, "God is good."

Now, before you start worrying that I'm getting all religious on your ass, rest assured, I'm still the same non-believing Member of the Tribe that I was before the cherries ripened on the tree.

Bea has a different take on it and as I thought about it, I think I prefer her POV. She thanks the trees for the cherries and the pears. She thanks the chickens for the eggs... and perhaps, thanks herself for the arduous job of gardening she has done that yields the lettuce we had tonight and the tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, zucchini and herbs to come. Well, maybe she doesn't thank herself-- that's not her style. But I thank her.

Sometimes, I have to just stop, breathe in, and look around. Life is good. And, so too, is that beneficent cosmic muffin some call G-D.

Celebrity Deaths Come in Three

... at least that's the theory that has been passed down from Hush-Hush, LA Confidential, Kenneth Anger, Photoplay and TMZ. Hey, folks. Billy Mays here, for Oxy-Clean... what if I told you I stepped on the rainbow? That's right, folks. Don't wait, there's no more.

Poor Billy hit his head in an airplane. He went to bed early that night, complaining to his wife of a headache and saying goodnight. Reqiescat in Pace, William. You shall huckster in heaven, unless of course the magic potions you peddled caused brain damage or worse. Me? I thought you seemed benign enough.

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POSTSCRIPT (or postmortem)-- The ever-vigilant Mortal Jivester commented on this post shortly after it was posted with late-breaking news. According to Reuters, "In a preliminary statement on Monday after an initial autopsy, Hillsborough County medical examiner Vernard Adams said his examination found that Mays had 'hypertensive heart disease,' which refers to heart disease caused by high blood pressure, but 'there was no evidence of any head trauma.'

Adams said this heart ailment 'was certainly capable of causing the sudden death.' He said Mays had died in his sleep.

'It's not unusual for persons with heart disease to die this young,' Adams said... "


Of course it's not unusual! Did you ever see Billy work? I'm surprised his head didn't explode and his heart leapt from his chest! The RIP stands-- peace being the operative word.

Thanks to MJS for staying on top of this.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Dead, like the King

This story is still developing. We may not know the truth for a while, yet. But tonight's news reported that the King of Pop had a live-in Dr. Feelgood, plying him with OxyContin and shooting him up with Demerol. The doctor had been hired by the promoters of Jacko's upcoming tour, to keep him "healthy."

According to TMZ.com, the source for all things titillating and lurid, "Michael Jackson had a habit of getting Demerol injections -- he even had a special name for them. We're told Jackson called it 'health tonic.' He would have a doctor inject him because, we're told, he didn't like needles. Our sources have told us Jackson was injected with Demerol at 11:30 AM the day he died. Shortly thereafter Jackson went into cardiac arrest."

Hmmm... I can't help but wonder if the King of Pop bought it on the can, like the King of Rock 'n Roll.